Sam Jenny
Sam has always been fiercely devoted to the people she loves and is going to make damn sure that they know she has their back. She is a passionate musician and loving mother to three beautiful children and every stray cat she can find. Sam started EWASAY as a way of reaching out for a reminder of the things that make people so special, beautiful, precious, and weird. She reached out to people from all walks of life, looking for the stories, the moments, the hidden details that shine when we just take the time to look. Inspired and moved by what she found, she decided that the world needed to hear about it too, and made it her mission to spread the word. She’s also absolutely going to hate being described with sincerity, so I’ll end it with the word butt to break the tension. We love you, Sam, thank you for making this happen. Butt.
Jeremiah Wise
When Jeremiah is not busy being hit by buses, trucks, cars and now even SCOOTERS (!) he’s bringing unbridled enthusiasm to his role with EWASAY. He has sworn to follow Sam as his master and sensei, and is an extraordinarily talented and dedicated member of the team. His improvisational-genius-level sense of humor, wit and charisma along with his ability to pull off a tattered wig and smudged lipstick are invaluable to the show. Jeremiah went from being a fan to being a huge role in this. And as the only male human being Sam’s husband likes; he’s kind of a big deal. He just bought a bus he’s going to live in that Sam is going to renovate into a mobile home and hopefully he doesn’t get hit by his own bus.
Sam is somewhere between 29% & 38% sure he’ll get better at putting on lipstick on any given day.
nelly
For someone confident enough to have just one name only he’s a pretty good contributive comedian. We’d like him to change his name to an emoji, specifically the shrimp emoji. There will be a change.org petition for this. He’s a mystery, an enigma and he might actually live under a bridge. Either way we know a nun stole the steel drum he was dumpster diving for.
Shaq Sinclair-Goblins
For some reason, (we still don’t know why), Shaq has agreed to lend his massive talent and charisma to our team before he becomes too famous. Seriously, this star-in-the-making shows sheer enthusiasm and talent at every project he takes on (which is just about everything) plus he’s super hot so that’s a massive ASSet. Get it?! HAHA!
Ronan Daly
Ronan is technically an Irish man, but considers himself a pretty poor example of both words. He’s pretty sure that if the keeps tilting his head at that exact angle, it’ll eventually result in a decent photo. A worker of unparalleled resolve and determination, Ronan insists that if he says he’ll do something, eventually, someone will do it. We miss you more than words can say, Ro. You are so loved.
Storm
Ironically, Storm is a true ray of sunshine. She’s bringing her heartwarming presence and versatile skillset to help out with just about everything we’ve got going on from being our residence psychic medium (as everyone should have) as well as keeping everyone sane with her old soul wisdom.
Gorblock (Actual Goblin)
Gorblock likes to work hard and play hard. Except for the working part. As our security-intern goblin, he’s tasked with guarding the yawning abyss of despair. Happily this work aligns with his interests of bashing things, eating things, threatening things, and sitting still in the shadows for many hours at a time. Also, he’s happy to work for all the rats he can catch and as an intern, we don’t have to pay him. Thanks, Gorblock!
